Ang tagal ko rin na hindi nakapagUpdate ng blog. Hehe. Senxa na, mejo naging busy ako sa mga ibang bagay eh. ^_^ Well d rn nmn maxadong importante ung mga ginagawa ko kaya kagaguhan dng sabihin na dahil dun nd ako makapagupdate... Pero naiintindhan nyo nmn dba..?? Hehe. Matalino nmn kau eh.. => Kaya gets nio na kung ano ang gusto kong ipahiwatig. XD So aun... Ang inet forever. Buti nga nagun pinapayagan na ni mommy fina na buksan nmin ung aircon. Tae.. Para san ba naman kc ung aircon diba?? Waaahhh... Summer ngaun pare!! Hehehehe! Buti na lang, mismong nanay ko na ang sobrrraaang naiinitan kya no choice xa kung d mag-aircon! :D Eniwey. Feeling ko tuloy iniisip ng iba na patay na ko. Hehe. Kc ala lng.. Pra kcng da ako nagpaparamdam eh. Halos d ako nago-OL... well aktuwalee nag o-OL ako. Kaso nag o-Offline dn ako agad kc ala nmng OL eh. Tapos ano pa ba... D ako nagre-reply sa mga txt! =D hehehe! Kc ala akong load. Wakekeke. Poor lng ako ngaun eh! =D Kc d ko nmn ugali n d mag reply pg my load eh.. Nakokonsesya kc ako! ^_^ hehe! Kya pag d ako nag-reply... ibig sabhin nun ala akong load! ^_^ (Sharing..) Kaya pasenxa na sa mga nilalang jan n d ko narereplayan. Hayy... Last April (Forgot d exact date sorry..) Nag-swimming kmi sa Malolos, Bulacan. (At grabe! Nakalimutan ko na agad ang pangalan ng resort un!) Hehehe.. Nag-aya kc ung daddy ko na mag-swimming so aun... nag swimming kme. Nag-rent kmi ng isang room pra smin kc dumating kmi sa Bulacan mga tanghaling tapat at wala akong balak lumusong sa tubig ng ganung oras dahil ayokong ma-Ihaw sa araw. In short, ayokong umitim. Sabihin nyo ng ang arte ko pro hehe.. ala akong pake. D ko lng tlga feel umitim ngaun. Natandaan ko kc ung itsura ko nung umiitim ako dhil nag beach ako eh... Ang sagwa. Kya aun... Yaw ko umitim! ^_^ So aun... Eh d umupo muna ako sa labas ng room nmin.. sa balokonahe, para naman mapanood ko ung mga taong lumalangoylangoy at waahhh!!! Naloka ako sa isang bata! As in sobrang itim na ng balat nya! Muka tlga xang inihaw! Hehe! (D ko nilalait ang mga maiitim ah!) Natuwa lng kc ako sa bata. Natuwa lng ako sa kulay nya ehh... D ko nmn nilalait.... Naaliw ako sa knya kc palipat-lipat xa sa big pool at sa kiddie pool. Eh tumatakbo xa... Eh ang kyut nya tumakbo.. Combine mo ang kyut nyang pagtakbo at ang kulay nya.. Xempre maaaliw ako! ^_^ So.. Hinintay ko muna na mejo mawala ung araw bago ako lumusong sa tubig. Xempre t-shirt and shorts lng ako noh... Nd ko pinangarap na mag swim suit... Neverrrr. So aun... Swim ng swim then uwi n kmi. D kmi na overnight. La lng. So far.. yan p lng ang pinupuntahan nmin na out of town ngaung summer. Balak ng nanay kong mag White Rock, balak nmn ng tatay kong mag Palawan. Ewan ko sa knla. Bsta sasama lng ako wla akong pakeelam kung saan. ^_^ Halos mula March until this May puro Computer at panonood lng ng DVD ang gngwa ko eh... Halos d nmn ako umaalis ng bahay. Punta-punta lng sa CircleC pra magpalamig at bumili ng DVD. Aun lng. Hehe. Grabe ang boring noh?? Ala lng. Kahapon nako... Tangenang kapitbahay nmin. Nag karaoke marathon b nmn mula 2:00 P.M until 12:30 A.M!?! Waahhh!! Tangenang mga boses!! Birthday kc nung kapitbahay nmin... Aun.. trip nyang mangbulabog ng mga kapitbahay! Wish ko lng dba nahiya nmn xa ng onti at kahit papano hininaan nya ung volume ng kung ano mng instrumentong ginagamit nya pra sa ginagawad nyang noise polution barrage!Kahit regular karaoke p yn o Magic Sing... Waahh Please!! Pucha..! Lakas ng pag-alog ng bahay namin! The vibration dude! Lakas tlga ng trip ng kapitbahay nmin kahapon! Haha. Nakita nga nmin ung katapat nyang bahay na pasilip-silip na eh... Nabwisit na rn cguro. Hayy. Grabe kaya nya yan.

Well malapit n matapos itong post n ito. Pero may gusto akong i-saher sa inyo. Fanfic xa from fanfiction.net at ala lng, naaliw lg ako. hehe. Bahala n kau kung sa tingin nio korni xa. Hehehe. Pero natuwa lng tlga ako kya gusto ko i-share. Ang gago kc ng fanfic n itech eh. ^_^


Title: Has Sasuke got the Balls?
By: dragoness simplicity

Summary: Kakashi prepares to instruct his troupe in special weight lifting training. But when He and Naruto start talking about the 'balls' that they will be using, will Sasuke be able to take the suss?

Rating: T / 13+

Story: It was a beautiful day in Konoha Village. The sun was shinning and there was still dew on the ground from the previous night. However, one particular ninja-in-training’s attitude, didn’t suit the scenery.

(You’re late Kakashi,) Sasuke grumbled.

(Ah yes but for a very good reason. I saw a poor fish drowning in a lake and just had to save it by bringing it to shore and warming it up in the fire, which I just so happened to of prepared before this incident occurred.)

Naruto and Sasuke just stared at their sensei for a few moments before replying (Uh huh.)

(And where exactly is this fish now?) Sasuke inquired.

(Alas,) Kakashi stated (I was unable to save the poor thing but…) he patted his stomach a few times (it is not complaining about where it ended up.)

(Well that’s ok then.) Naruto said. (But that story of cooked fish made me hungry. I skipped breakfast this morning.)

i Baka /i Sasuke thought. (Speaking of skipping,) he directed at Kakashi, (Where is Sakura this morning? And why are we here this early in the first place?)

(Ah, so full of questions; I remember when I was younger…)

(Just answer the question.)

Kakashi smirked. (Very well. The answer to the first question is that Sakura is, sadly, unwell and will not be able to join us. The answer to the second question is that we will be doing some basics in weight training today to build up your endurance. Speaking of which, Naruto, there should be a couple of balls hanging around!)

After a few moments of searching Naruto called out (I can’t find them!)

(Look harder!) Kakashi then turned to Sasuke. (They’re big enough. He should easily spot them.)

Sasuke’s mind did a double take.

(I found your balls Kakashi!) Naruto yelled from behind a bush.

(That’s good. How many are there?)

(Enough for two balls each!)

(Great, that’s the right number. Now, keep a good grip on your balls.)

i Is he doing that on purpose? /i Sasuke thought as he accepted two of the balls from Naruto.

(Naruto! Stop playing with your balls!) Kakashi said calmly.

(I’m not playing with them,) Naruto replied. (I’m just putting them into my mouth cause I was hungry and I wanted to know if they tasted as nice as the ones I have.)

(It’s amazing that you can fit two whole ones in your mouth at the same time actually,) Kakashi replied, impressed.

(Yeah, I found that they tasted nice a while ago so I kept practicing and now I can fit two whole balls into my mouth without any problems.)

i Okaaay. I’m sure they didn’t mean to imply anything. /i Sasuke thought. (Why are we doing this exactly?)

Kakashi thought about this for a moment. (I guess we’re doing this because Tsunade asked me to show off these balls.)

(Tsunade wants us to play with balls?) Naruto asked.

(These are very special weighted balls you know,) Kakashi replied.

(Are they yours?)

(As a matter of fact they are. These pairs of balls are very special to me.)

i Well gee THAT worked /i

(Why exactly are these two little balls so special?) Naruto inquired.

(It takes a lot of effort to play with them but afterwards you just seem to feel satisfied.) Kakashi winked.

(GAHH!) Sasuke yelled out, (My mind!)

Kakashi looked down at him with a frown. (You startled Naruto, Sasuke, and now he’s gone and dropped his balls.)

(Baka!) Naruto yelled. (Now my balls are all wet.)

(How are they Naruto?) Kakashi inquired. (Can you still play with them?)

(Nah, they’re ruined. They’ve absorbed the water on the ground and now they’re all wrinkly.)

(You’ll have to dry your balls in the sun. Put them on that log over there.)

(Gods! Why are we even having this conversation?) Sasuke blurted out.

(Because you caused Naruto to drop his balls, therefore soaking up the water and becoming too wet to use,) Kakashi replied simply.

(I did not startle him into wetting his balls!) i Did I just say that? /i

(How else would these juices be on my balls then huh?) Naruto said smugly. ‘ i Someone /i had to have done i something /i .’

(Eww... no, I…)

(Sasuke, you’ll just have to share your balls with Naruto,) Kakashi interrupted. (Come on Sasuke, hold out your balls and give them to Naruto to hold.)

(But he’s going put them in his mouth!)

(Naruto, Sasuke doesn’t want you sucking on his balls ok?)

(What the hell!) Sasuke yelled.

(Alright, alright, I’ll be careful.) Naruto took the two balls from Sasuke. (Look how gentle I’m being with Sasuke’s balls.)

(What the hell is wrong with the both of you!) Sasuke screamed. (Haven’t you been listening to what you’ve been saying this whole time! To what you’ve been implying!)

Naruto thought back on what he’d said... and had no clue (What did I say?)

(Gahh! You both keep taking about balls!)

Kakashi’s eyes went wide. (Sasuke, I didn’t know that you had such a perverted mind.)

(What? Me? No…I…)

(Frankly,) Kakashi continued, (I am shocked to discover that you cannot handle this serious training. I’m going to postpone this lesson until you calm that jumpy mind of yours. Naruto, you best be off home.) And with that, he left.

With a glare from Naruto and mumbles of (cancelled our weight lifting training.) echoing in his mind, Sasuke wondered if he truly was at fault. Maybe he had just heard wrong…

END



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