Since majority ng mga nilalang na nagb-blog ay nagpo-post in ENGLISH... Nagdesisyon akong gawing ingles ang post na ito.. Haha. Baka kasi isipin niyo d ako marunong mag english eh... :( Nagdrama? Joke lang. So aun. Just for a change lang at wala namang masama dba?? :D

Yosh! Brace yourselves everybody! Coz we're gonna english-english right now! (Wrong grammar pa eh noh.. Lngya..)

So okay.. During the past few days its as if there's a concert here in our house. Why? Because my oh-so-lovable mother was kinda addicted to her pirated concert dvds. First stop: Michael Jackson. As always, mommy Fina is still a fan of Jackow. It was about 2:00 P.M back then when the sounds of the 80's started to rock the house. From the spooky 'Thrller' to the mysteries of 'Billie Jean'... My god. Those sounds always reminds me of the time during the 90's when i would always try hard to dance those goddamn steps of Jackow. I would always try to dance 'thriller'... I even danced the exact same steps! And I was always trying hard to do the infamous 'moonwalk'! MyGod! But atleast i didn't dared to do the creepy 'pelvic thrust' of his! And what else?? Oh yah! I used to sing 'Heal the world'! (Yeah! Heal the world.. make it a better place!) Well that's childhood... You always do what you see and what you hear.

2nd one is.. hmmm.. who was that again?? Oh yeah! Barry Manilow! So from pop, we go to ballad... but wait! Was his genre ballad?? Well im not sure.. so wahh.. whatever. His genre is kinda complicated to describe in one word. It's kinda mixed actually. So anyway... He sang one of my favorite romantic songs.. "Unchained Melody"! It's a song from the 50's w/c he revived and i think its great! And asUsual he sang "Mandy" w/c is one of his greatest hits ever. I'm not that familiar w/ Manilow... The truth is i only know few of his songs.. but my mom knows a lot! So I can't say more about him.

The 3rd pirated concert that my mom watched in our house.. with matching loud speakers that can actually destroy the very foundation of your ears! was the concert of 'The Eagles'. Well, i kinda know alot about this group. Actually they are the ones who sang the bgsong of my blog. hehe. I'm familiar w/ their songs because during my childhood days, my parents used to play their songs and concerts on VHS so i even memorized some of them. I also noticed that they look so much younger in their previous concert.. (w/c happens to be the one that we've watched) compared to their concerts during the 80's! Well i guess the modern era really helps a lot when it comes to preserving your face. haha. nevermind.

The 4th is The Beegees. Well if you noticed.. Its as if we are having some kind of an 80's galore in our house right? Hehe. Well that's definitely correct! =) So back to what i was talking about... Whenever i hear the beegees sing, i always wonder how this certain vocalist is able to manipulate his voice to the point that it actually sounds like an elf already..? Did you noticed that? And the truth is.. during my younger years.. the first time i actually heard them sing without seeing them... I actually thought they were a group of gals! And i was totally surprised.. as in totally SURPRISED! I was oblivious! I was oblivous to the fact that they were actually MEN! They were HAIRY MEN! As in full of HAIR! They look like lions pretending to be humans! So i kinda pitied myself for actually thinking that they were women but in fact they were actually MEN! And i thought.. Where the hell did that feminine voice came form??! Tsk... But i guess that's the reason why they are the 5th most successful recording artist of all time... they are actually behind Elvis Presely, The Beatles, Michael Jackson, and Paul McCartney. Hehe. All i can say is 'Congratulations Beegees'. hehe. naki-fc?

The 5th and last one is Phil Collins (is my spelling right??) Among the 5, this one is the one w/c i know the least. All i know about him is that he sang the majority of the 'Tarzan' songs and that there's always an 'ECHO..' when he sings. That's one mystery i guess =) Hehe. But the instruments are really good. As in hindi tunog lata

So that's all for this post.
Ciao =)

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Magiging maikli lang 'tong post kong ito since wala naman akong maxadong maik-kwento. hehe. Pero kahit na ganun trip ko pa rin mag-update since trip ko lang. Wala lang. Ang gulo ko.

May 25

Dun kami nag-merienda sa labas and asusual, sa Causeway kami kumain. Well... ganyan nga ba spelling nun?? hAHA. D ko sidurado eh! =D Grabe kahit na everyweek kami dun nagmi-merienda d ko pa rn cgurado spelling! Kaya ko toh! Hayy.. Pero most likely yn ung spelling nyn. Haha. So aun... Dun kami nag-snack then after kumain pumunta kami sa circleC w/c isa katabi lng nun, para bumili ng.... pirated dvd. Wakekeke! Aun, sa wakas nakabili na rn ako ng dvd na 'Over the hedge'! =) Hehe! Para kacng ang kyut eh kaya gusto ko panoorin. So pagkatapos mag tingin-tingin ng mga dvd umuwi na kami. Nung kinagabihan ko na pinanood ung 'Over the hedge'. Hehe. Ala lang. Ang cute nila at okay naman ung story. =)

May 26... as in kahapon! =)

Bday kahapon ng namatay kong lolo sa father side... so kung nasan man xa, HAPPY BDAY LOLO! and wish ko lang hindi xa magpakita sakin... Tapos na rn naman ung bday nya eh. hehe. =) So aun. Xempre pumunta kami sa "The Columbary" kung saan nandun ung mga remains nya (krinimate kc xa..) para mag-alay ng onting flowers. Then nag pray kami ng onti (mom ko and dad) then umalis na kami. Pagkatapos nun umuwi na kami then aun... Un lang un. Un lang ang importanteng ngyari nung araw na un. =) Ay meron pa pala!! Wahh stupid nmn so! Pumasa nga pala ung ate ko sa interview sa Ateneo kc magma-masters xa dun. So ala lng. Congrats sa Sister ko! =D

So aun lng. =)

Ja ne! =D

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During the past few days wala naman maxadong nangyari. Halos nanonood lng ako ng t.v, kumakain, at nagco-computer. Chat-chat lang and bisita sa mga blog. Nagbabasa rn ako ng mga fanfics. Pero during the past few days until now... Naaadik na ko sa 2 shows. 'Jerry Springer' and 'Maury'. Haha. Cable show ung 2 yn at naaaliw ako. Reality show ang concept nya. Yung Jerry Springer, parang pinaguusapan nya ang isang topic.. kunwari may 2 tao na ung case nila may kinalaman sa prostitution. Ung isang episode kasing napanood ko, Ung anak nya prostitute kaya nagagalit ung nanay. Ngaun dun sila mismo naguusap sa show at talagang nagaaway pa. Nakakaloka nga panoorin eh! As in hinahabol nung nanay ung anak tapos halos lumabas na ung panty nung anak nya dahil nka mini skirt xa. Tapos pinakausap sa kanila ni Jerry Springer ung isang 'Reverend' para lekturan cla. Sabi ng reverend sa nanay 'you're going to hell!' eh nagalit ung anak! As in hinabol nya ung reverend tska pinunit nya ung damit! haha. Ung isa namang case, ung nanay mismo ang gustong ipasok ang anak sa sa prostitution. Ngaun ayaw ng anak. Bglang lumabas ung bf ng anak tapos pinagtanggol nya ung gf nya sa nanay nya. Tapos na buking na nakipag-s*x pala ung bf nya sa nanay nya ng 2 beses! Kaya aun prang nakipaghiwalay ata ung anak sa jowa nya. Bsta prng ganun. Ung Maury naman prang ip-prove nya kunwari kung anak ba talaga nya un o ibang lalaki ung tatay. Bsta ganun-ganun. Ewan ko lng kung puro ganun kasi halos karamihan ng episode s na napapanood ko puros ganun ang topic. =)

Anyway. 2 days ago may nangyari sa akin na waahhh... ewan! Kasi ganito yan... Tanghaling tapat non. Pag mga ganung oras nags-siesta ung nanay ko at tatay ko. Nung araw na un ala sa bahay ung kuya ko pati na rin ung ate ko so meaning, 3 lang kaming nasa bahay. Nung mga oras na un, nanonood ako ng tv sa sala namin. Dun ako nakaupo sa sofa na malapit sa hagdanan na pababa sa basement na kung saan nandun ung room ng dad ko. Habang nanonood ako, narinig ko na dahan-dahang bumukas ung pinto ng kwarto ng dad ko. Eh d xempre tumingin ako sa baba... tapos aun nga, nakita ko na nakabukas ung pinto. Tinignan ko pa rn ng matagal ung pinto. Mamaya-maya... Bglang sumarado ng mabagal ung pinto. Tapos... Bumukas nanaman ng dahan-dahan then sumara nnman ng dahan-dahan! Nagtaka na ko nun. Kinagabihan, sinabi ko sa dad ko na bumubukas-sarado nga ung pintuan ng kwarto nya. Sabi nya 'hangin' lang daw un. Hindi na ako kumibo pero sa loob ko... alam kong hndi lang basta hangin un dahil 1.) Noong oras na un, walang kahangin-hangin. Mainit nga nung tym na un eh. 2.) Maxadong mahigpit ang doorknob ng pintuan ng kwarto ng dad ko para mabuksan at masarado ng hangin. 3.) Hindi basta-basta makakapasok ang hangin doon since part nga un ng basement unless malakas tlga ung hangin. And take NOTE: Walang kahangin-hangin nung tym na un. At 4.) Maxadong mabagal ang pagbukas at pagsara. Para bng my tao tlgang nagbubukas at nagsasara. Kaya aun. Para sakin hindi lng un HANGIN.

Ito pa ung isang kalokang ngyari. Gabi na noon at tulog na ung mga kasama ko sa kwarto (mommy at ate). Nac-CR ako noon kaya dahan-dahan akong pumunta ng CR para d magising ung mga kasama ko sa kwarto. Pagpasok ko ng cr, xempre ni-lock ko ung pinto. Ngaun... Habang nasa-CR ako, narinig ko ung pinto ng kwarto namin na bumukas at may lumabas. Iniisip ko na baka mommy ko un o ate at baka mag c-cr dn cla. Narinig ko rn ung mga footsteps na palakad-lakad. Ngaun.. nung lumabas na ako ng CR.... TADA! WALANG TAO! Ngaun.. Sinilip ko kung nasa loob ba ng kwarto ung nanay ko at nandun nga xa! TULOG NA TULOG! Pati ate ko nandun lng sa kama nya nakahiga. Eh d mejo kinilabutan na ko! Buti na lang nakabalik ako sa kwarto namin na hindi nakakakita ng kahindikhindik na bagay! =D

CHINESE LESSON: Isang araw sinabi na lang sakin ng nanay ko na pag-aaralin nya ako ng Chinese at nalaman ko rn na kasabwat pala nya dun ang papssy ko! Well hindi naman ako nagulat since alam kon na one day, ipapasok nya ako sa klase na kung saan tuturuan k ng ibang language. Well duh! Matagal na ata nyang pangarap na pagsalitain nya ako ng ibang lengwahe! Frustration ata nya un noh! Akala ko nga nung araw ipapasok nya ako sa French at Spanish lessons eh. Sabi ko sa kanya (matagal n itech) xa na lang magturo sakin since marunong naman xa mag-spanish at mag pranses. Sabi nya hindi na raw dahil matagal na matagal na matagal na panahon na raw un! And the height! What if kung sa chinese school na lang daw nya ako ipasok sa college?!? WTH?!? Hindi ko pinangarap noh! I'm not even a fully pledge chinese woman! Well yah meron akong ONTING chinese blood pero nakuha ko pa un sa aking mga ancestors. As in NINUNO! Grabe kaloka tong nanay ko! Kung ano-ano ang naiisip! Okay lng skin na pagaralin nya ko ng Mandarin pero magaral sa chinese school??? Well excuse me! Haayyy.. Ewan ko ba kung kelan magsisimula tong intsikan na itech. Goodluck n lng saken...

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Nakakainis dahil R-18 yung movie na 'The Da Vinci Code'. Isa pa naman yun sa PINAKA-inabangan kong movie ever. Well, maybe ito ang movie na as in inabangan ko sa buong buhay ko. Actually, mejo naiintindihan ko kung bakit R-18 'tong movie na to. Ang point nga ng MTRCB, 'may mga content ung movie na matured audience lang ang pwedeng makapanood.' Yah may point sila doon. Pero naisip ko lang... Hindi ba nila na-realize na napakaraming tao na ang edad ay 18 pababa ang nakabasa ng book version of the 'The Vinci Code'? at sa totoo lang, I believe na hindi naman sila naapektuhan sa nabasa nila. In short, they are matured enough 2 distinguish what is fact and what is fiction. So i think that it's still a little unfair na mga 18+ lang ang makakapanood ng movie. Isa pa sa kinakainisan ko eh yung mga taong nagproprotesta na i-BAN daw yung Da Vinci Code. Oo nga at hindi ito ipina-ban ng MTRCB pero talagang may mga pasaway pa rin. Sinasabi nila na it's blasphemous chuva chuva and Dan Brown should be condemned together w/ the ridiculous movie. And the hell! The people who actually made this big fuss haven't actually watched the movie nor even read the book! This movie is not even an issue to begin with. It even claims itself to be FICTION. Those conservative catholics say that the book and the movie is full of malice, blasphemy, and is ridiculous. But my gosh! They are the one's who are RIDICULOUS because they are putting malice on a book that doesn't even have malice in it. They don't know what they are saying. They claim that it attacks the Christian Faith and maligns it and that we should ban the movie! And if we did that, they also claim that we will be a great example in the Christian community since we protected the divinity of Jesus Christ. Well I don't think so because if we ban the said movie, we'll be even the laughing stock of the whole world since we actually let ourselves be bothered by a mere movie that even claims itself to be a work of fiction. It will only prove that our faith is as thin as a paper. Those folks who wants the movie banned are just afraid to loooooose their faith! How pathetic. I believe that if you have a TRUE and SOLID faith, you will not let yourself be bothered by a mere 489 page-book that even claims itself to be FICTION. And what if one day... You will learn that Jesus Christ really did marry and conceived a child w/ Mary Magdalene? Would you turn your back away from him? Did you believe in him just because of his DIVINITY? Is that all?? When you pray to him during the night... What do you think? His divinity OR his sufferings??

This movie/book is just a test of faith for everybody... Well maybe it's not even a test.

Ja ne =)

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Happy Mother's Day sa lahat ng mga mommy! hehe! =D Kanina, kumain kami sa Kenny Roger's para i-celebrate ang mother's day. Muka pa nga akong bagong gising kanina kasi ginising lang ang ng nanay ko para sabihin na kakain kami sa labas. So aun... mejo inaantok pa ako kaya parang ala ako sa sarili. Ang dami kong nakain kanina kaya sumakit ung tiyan ko! Haha. Akala ko nga kanina hihimatayin ako sa SM eh! Para kasing umiikot ung mundo ko sa sobrang sakit ng tiyan ko. Pero d ko sinabi sa kanila na aun nga.. masakit ung tiyan ko kasi alam ko na mamaya-maya mawawala dn un! =) Pero hindi ako natatae kaya masakit ung tiyan ko ah! XD So aun.. Pagkatapos kumain pumunta muna kami sa Video City ng mommy ko at ate ko para manghiram ng VCD (Konti lang kasi ung pelikula sa DVD eh.) habang bumili muna ng T-shirt ung daddy at kuya ko. Aun. 5 VCD ung hiniram namin eh. In her shoes, The Longest Yard, Dumb and Dumberer, D'Anothers at Let the love begin. As usual nanghiram nanaman ung ate ko ng tagalog! Haha. Ewan ko ba dun.. Mahilig talaga xa sa mga ganun. Pareho sila ng nanay ko. Gusto-gusto nila ung mga tagalog lalo na pag pelikula ni Juday at Piolo. Kaya nga adik ung 2 un sa "Sa Piling mo eh". Well, actually nanonood din ako ng "Sa Piling mo eh"! Haha. Maganda kc eh! Pinanood ko nga dn ung "Gulong ng Palad" eh! Haha. Shemay! Oo na, sabihin nyo nang baduy ako! Pero bakit ba.. =) Nakakatuwa eh! :D Kahit na nakakabwisit ung katangahan ni Carding at ni Jojo! (Shett..) At tsaka maganda naman ung storya ng love square nla Jennifer/Katherine, Adrian, Nicole at Benisyo ah! Haha. Kagabi nga pinagpuyatan namin ung "Sa Piling mo Marathon" sa abs-cbn eh! Hehe! Tangena kabaduyan ba itech?! =D Tapos kagabi napaalis na nga pala sa Fred at si Joaqui. Ala lang.. Nakakainis kc ala na si Joaqui. Ang gwapo kaya nya at nakakatuwa pa pag pinagsama mo cla ng isa pang gwapo na si Gerald! =D Hehe!

So aun.. Bye mga pipz!
=)

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May 10

After lunch na ko nagpa-enrol nung wed. mejo late kasi ako nagising nung araw na un kaya ganon. Pagdating namin ng mommy ko sa school, nakita ko ung iba kong mga classmates dati. Nagpangabot pa nga kami ni Kate eh! =) Tapos aun... Nakita ko rn si Ate Panty (Shantrel) pati si Mark. Hehe. Tapos nakita ko rn si Pau pero nd nya ata ako nakita. Bumili na rn kami ng extra uniforms at pati rn ung mga books bumili na kami. Pagkatapos ng enrollment pumunta naman kami sa Circle C pra magpagupit ako sa 'Going Straight'. Hehe. Kasi ilang buwan na akong d nagpapagupit. Simula ata nung bakasyon d pa ko nagpagupit eh! Haha. Kaya feeling ko muka na akong bruha sa buhok ko kaya nagpagupit naman ako. Aun... Pina-layered ko ung buhok ko kaya mejo maraming nabawas sa aking hair.

Kagabi...

Hayy.. Grabe kagabi may kalokang nangyari sakin. Kc ganito yan... Naligo ulit ako kagabi. Eh dahil nga mejo malamig ung panahon nagun, inisip ko na mag shower imbes na mag buhos lng. Kasi 2 ung shower namin sa bahay at dun ako nags-shower sa upper floor. Kaso sira ung shower dun sa floor na un kaya bago ako maligo sinabi ko muna sa daddy ko ung problema para maayos nya. Eh d aun... Nood muna ako ng TV habang inaayos ng dad ko.Kasi ung unang problema nung shower na un.. Bigla na lang lalakas ng sobra ung tubig tapos uusok mismo ung shower kaya nakakatakot gamitin kasi baka bigla akong makuryente. So aun.. Naayos na daw sabi ng dad ko. E d pumasok na ako sa banyo then binuksan ko na ung shower para mag-shampoo. Ngaun.. kalagitnaan ng pagbabanlaw ko sa buhok ko.. bigla na lang may pumutok na mahina then pagtingin ko sa shower, mejo na tatanggal na ung part na shower na kung saan lumalabas ung tubig.. ung may maliliit na butas (d ko kc alam kugn anong tawag sa part na un eh..) kaya aun.. sobrang lakas n ung buhos na tubig kaya pinatay ko na ung shower. Akala ko dun na magtatapos un pero nagtataka ako kung bakit ayaw pa rn tumigil ng tubig! Tapos nagtaka rn ako kung bakit parang may umuusok sa loob ng shower! Kaya tinignan ko ng mabuti ung loob ng shower tapos may napansin akong redish na orange sa loob. Inisip ko... 'Don't tell me apoy yan!?' E d tinignan ko ulit na mabuti.. kc mejo maliit eh. Tapos pagtingin ko... Waahh apoy nga! Sa isip ko, 'Shit!' Eh d nagmadali naman akong kunin ung twalya ko tapos binalot ko sa katawan ko... w/ matching bula-bula pa ung buhok ko! =) Tapos bago ako lumabas ng banyo.. tinignan ko ulit ung shower tapos nakita ko na mas malaki na ung apoy tsaka ang lakas na ng usok! Tapos parang may tunog pa na gusto kumawala ung tubig! Kaya naisip kong sasabog to! Eh d naisip ko na ayaw ko atang masunog tong bahay namin dahil sakin! Waahh ayokong matusta d2 ng buhay! Eh d aun.. tamang-tama paglabas na paglabas ko sa banyo.. may narinig nga akong parang sumabog sa loob at nakita ko na ung pinaka outer layer ng shower ay tumalsik. Buti na lang nakalabas ako kc kung hindi sapol ung ulo ko haha! Tapos nawala na ung apoy pero may onti pa rng usok. Tapos sinabi ko nga sa mommy ko kung anong nangyari tapos ginising nya ung daddy ko. So dun na ako naligo sa babang banyo. Hayy... feeling ko tuloy may trauma na ko dun sa shower na un pati sa banyo naming un. =)

Hehe. Isa rn ba yang so-called neardeath experience ko?? haha. Malay ko ba. Kc ung una ung sa school nga.. Ung nakasaksak sa saksakan ng kuryente na stuck dun. Eh kelngn namin tanggalin un kc may isasaksak kming iba! Eh kashungahan ko ba nmn... Ginamit ko ba namang pangtanggal ay gunting! Eh dba metal un?! So aun.. nag-spark! Buti na lang nakatalon ako sa upuang tinutungtungan ko kung hindi baka napaso ung muka ko! haha. So aun.. trip ko lng na tawaging near-death experience ung mga ganung simpleng bagay. Actually si Clarabel ang promotor nung tawag n un eh. hehe. =)


So aun.. hehe. Bye pipol! Ciao! =D

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Kagabi ala lang... nag usap kami ni babaeng kate sa telepono. aun. chismax chismax lng. tapos binuhos ko sa kanya ang pagka-IRITA ko kay BAM!(PBB) Super nalalandian ako sa kanya grabe! Mas malandi pa xa sa babae... waaah! mas malandi pa xa sa bakla! Alam mo un?! Yung tipong magpapakalunod xa kay Nina (senxa na.. mejo ayaw kc lumabas ng 'enye' eh.. kya Nina n lng hehe.) ng wala sa lugar. Sabi nga ni Kate.. ung sa small time na nasa loob cla ng bahay ni big brother.. imposibleng love ung chuvang nafi-feel nya.. it's just a mere infatuation at nakakairita xa! Nakakairita xang panoorin!! Argghhh...! EVERY DAMN THING HE SAYS JUST PISSES ME OFF!! Lalo na kung it-try nyang mag crack ng so-called joke... Uh! ANG CORNY MO DUDE! Basta... He's so annoying 2 watch! Every damn movement, every goddamn word... BASTA MAY KONEKSYON KAY BAM NAIIRITA AKO! In short... Naiirita ako sa buong pagkatao nya! Waahhh! He's so annoying! Hindi ko talaga xa feel grabe... Kaya nga nung nalaman ko na xa ang maswerteng na forced eviction.. waaahh happiness! (hehehe. Buti na lang nde si Gerald ung naalis! Masaya kc pag nandun xa eh.. pra may pasaway. ala lng. natutuwa lng ako s knya! Pero d ko xa crush ah! Para saken mas gwapo si Aldred... Kaso ang daming problema sa buhay ng taong un eh! hehe!) Kaya aun... So magsama na c Bam and Nina sa outside world. Hehe. Pwedeng-pwede na cla maglandian! GoGoGo!!!

Sorry sa mga Bam Fanatics jan ah. Pero d ko lng tlga xa feel. I know na mejo unfair ako w/ my comments about him pero this is my blog and i guess im free to post anything i want here. I hope you will repect that.

So baboosh mga tao. =)

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Anong magiging reaksyon mo kapag kalaliman ng kabi... nakahiga ka sa kama... at biglang....... may gagapang sayo?? As in mafi-feel mo ung maliliit nyang mga paa sa iyong skin... tapos mejo nakakakiliti pa... mag f-freak out ka ba? Iiyak? Mabwibwisit dahil hindi ka makatulog? O Mangdidiri? O kaya naman ay hahayaan mo n lng itong gumapang ng gumapang sa iyong nananahimik na katawan? Haayy... Kadiri noh?? Waahh. Ganyan na ganyan ang nangyayari sakin every night. Ewan ko ba kung pano nagsimula tong kagaguhan na to. Basta ang alam ko, one night nakahiga ako sa kama... d p ko tulog nun when suddenly... Nagsulputan ang mga pesteng ipis at isa-isnag nagsigapangan sakin. Hindi naman ako takot sa ipis actually... Pero tangena wag lng clang magkamaling lumipad-lipad dahil waahh ayoko nah..! Hayy... Bsta! Bat ba cla lapit ng lapit sakin!? Or let's say.... SAAN BA SILA NANGGAGALING?! Waahh! Malinis naman ang kwarto ko ah..! Hindi.. hindi naman ako amoy basura!! Ng dhil sa knla... Nafo-force akong mag kumot kahit na naaaaaapakaINET! Alam mo un?! Hindi ako makatulog ng matino! Nakakaasar........ Gagapang-gapang.... And the height!!! Minsan kinakagat pa nila ang aking inosenteng mga paa! =( At pag binubugaw ko nmn cla... Waahh. Minsan may na pipisak akong ipis kc mejo napalakas ata ang pag bugaw ko.. at shempers lalabas ung goddamn juices nla dba??? Yuck! Eh d takbo nmn ako sa CR para maghugas ng kamay at bubuhusan ko ng alcohol ang aking kamay. Urgghhhh....! Wish ko lang magtigil na cla.... (Huhuhu... at ngaun nakikiusap ako sa mga ipis?? My gosh... =( )

Haayy... So enough w/ the ipis talk. Naiisip ko ngaun... "Pano ko kaya napipigilan ang sarili kong mag-mura sa bahay?" Or 2 b more specific... Pag nasaharapan ng family ko. Ala alng... Kc sa school... well alam nio nmn na npka dumi ng bunganga ko dba?? hehehe! Pero never pa kong nagmura d2 sa haws nmen... Hayy. Pero thank God na nako-kontrol ko tong bunganga kong itech. hehe. kung d... waahh patay ako. ;)

So yn n muna for now pipz.
Byebye! =)

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Well malapit n matapos itong post n ito. Pero may gusto akong i-saher sa inyo. Fanfic xa from fanfiction.net at ala lng, naaliw lg ako. hehe. Bahala n kau kung sa tingin nio korni xa. Hehehe. Pero natuwa lng tlga ako kya gusto ko i-share. Ang gago kc ng fanfic n itech eh. ^_^


Title: Has Sasuke got the Balls?
By: dragoness simplicity

Summary: Kakashi prepares to instruct his troupe in special weight lifting training. But when He and Naruto start talking about the 'balls' that they will be using, will Sasuke be able to take the suss?

Rating: T / 13+

Story: It was a beautiful day in Konoha Village. The sun was shinning and there was still dew on the ground from the previous night. However, one particular ninja-in-training’s attitude, didn’t suit the scenery.

(You’re late Kakashi,) Sasuke grumbled.

(Ah yes but for a very good reason. I saw a poor fish drowning in a lake and just had to save it by bringing it to shore and warming it up in the fire, which I just so happened to of prepared before this incident occurred.)

Naruto and Sasuke just stared at their sensei for a few moments before replying (Uh huh.)

(And where exactly is this fish now?) Sasuke inquired.

(Alas,) Kakashi stated (I was unable to save the poor thing but…) he patted his stomach a few times (it is not complaining about where it ended up.)

(Well that’s ok then.) Naruto said. (But that story of cooked fish made me hungry. I skipped breakfast this morning.)

i Baka /i Sasuke thought. (Speaking of skipping,) he directed at Kakashi, (Where is Sakura this morning? And why are we here this early in the first place?)

(Ah, so full of questions; I remember when I was younger…)

(Just answer the question.)

Kakashi smirked. (Very well. The answer to the first question is that Sakura is, sadly, unwell and will not be able to join us. The answer to the second question is that we will be doing some basics in weight training today to build up your endurance. Speaking of which, Naruto, there should be a couple of balls hanging around!)

After a few moments of searching Naruto called out (I can’t find them!)

(Look harder!) Kakashi then turned to Sasuke. (They’re big enough. He should easily spot them.)

Sasuke’s mind did a double take.

(I found your balls Kakashi!) Naruto yelled from behind a bush.

(That’s good. How many are there?)

(Enough for two balls each!)

(Great, that’s the right number. Now, keep a good grip on your balls.)

i Is he doing that on purpose? /i Sasuke thought as he accepted two of the balls from Naruto.

(Naruto! Stop playing with your balls!) Kakashi said calmly.

(I’m not playing with them,) Naruto replied. (I’m just putting them into my mouth cause I was hungry and I wanted to know if they tasted as nice as the ones I have.)

(It’s amazing that you can fit two whole ones in your mouth at the same time actually,) Kakashi replied, impressed.

(Yeah, I found that they tasted nice a while ago so I kept practicing and now I can fit two whole balls into my mouth without any problems.)

i Okaaay. I’m sure they didn’t mean to imply anything. /i Sasuke thought. (Why are we doing this exactly?)

Kakashi thought about this for a moment. (I guess we’re doing this because Tsunade asked me to show off these balls.)

(Tsunade wants us to play with balls?) Naruto asked.

(These are very special weighted balls you know,) Kakashi replied.

(Are they yours?)

(As a matter of fact they are. These pairs of balls are very special to me.)

i Well gee THAT worked /i

(Why exactly are these two little balls so special?) Naruto inquired.

(It takes a lot of effort to play with them but afterwards you just seem to feel satisfied.) Kakashi winked.

(GAHH!) Sasuke yelled out, (My mind!)

Kakashi looked down at him with a frown. (You startled Naruto, Sasuke, and now he’s gone and dropped his balls.)

(Baka!) Naruto yelled. (Now my balls are all wet.)

(How are they Naruto?) Kakashi inquired. (Can you still play with them?)

(Nah, they’re ruined. They’ve absorbed the water on the ground and now they’re all wrinkly.)

(You’ll have to dry your balls in the sun. Put them on that log over there.)

(Gods! Why are we even having this conversation?) Sasuke blurted out.

(Because you caused Naruto to drop his balls, therefore soaking up the water and becoming too wet to use,) Kakashi replied simply.

(I did not startle him into wetting his balls!) i Did I just say that? /i

(How else would these juices be on my balls then huh?) Naruto said smugly. ‘ i Someone /i had to have done i something /i .’

(Eww... no, I…)

(Sasuke, you’ll just have to share your balls with Naruto,) Kakashi interrupted. (Come on Sasuke, hold out your balls and give them to Naruto to hold.)

(But he’s going put them in his mouth!)

(Naruto, Sasuke doesn’t want you sucking on his balls ok?)

(What the hell!) Sasuke yelled.

(Alright, alright, I’ll be careful.) Naruto took the two balls from Sasuke. (Look how gentle I’m being with Sasuke’s balls.)

(What the hell is wrong with the both of you!) Sasuke screamed. (Haven’t you been listening to what you’ve been saying this whole time! To what you’ve been implying!)

Naruto thought back on what he’d said... and had no clue (What did I say?)

(Gahh! You both keep taking about balls!)

Kakashi’s eyes went wide. (Sasuke, I didn’t know that you had such a perverted mind.)

(What? Me? No…I…)

(Frankly,) Kakashi continued, (I am shocked to discover that you cannot handle this serious training. I’m going to postpone this lesson until you calm that jumpy mind of yours. Naruto, you best be off home.) And with that, he left.

With a glare from Naruto and mumbles of (cancelled our weight lifting training.) echoing in his mind, Sasuke wondered if he truly was at fault. Maybe he had just heard wrong…

END



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